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Sunday, March 26th, 2006
10:37 pm	while searching for ways to improve my environment (for contract), i came upon this http://www.edheritage.org/projects/community/20ways.htm I vowe to abide by all 11 of these 20 ways to improve the narrative environment. (whats with number 11?) Current Mood: tired Current Music: nothin (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, September 15th, 2005
11:45 pm	what a waste of time!! man, i had to pee real bad, like a second ago, so i rushed to the bathroom, but when i got there, my urge to pee had totally subsided. Does this ever happen to anyone else? i hope i pee soon so i can go to bed and not have to get up in the middle of the night. this situation puts me in the mind of a poem my granfather told me. "the pay toilet users nightmare" here i sit broken hearted paid a nickel and only farted my popop is the coolest Current Mood: i gotta go to bed Current Music: hedwig (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005
10:19 pm	hmmm... havnt upadated in a while. not much to say. may go to a devo convention in ohio with cock school, may be cool. ummm ive decided that summer reading needs to fuck off, yeah, and also igby from igby goes down and yoda should rule the world. perfect Current Mood: stupid fucking summer reading Current Music: minutemen (12 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, July 5th, 2005
9:40 pm	ok so i wanna own a record store. how great would that be. What gave me this revelation, you ask? the movie high fidelity. John cusak fucking rocks, then when u add jack black and his band, the sonic deathmonkeys (which is the second coolest band name ever, besides iluminated nostrils), you get perfection. if anyone wants to be in on the store thing, you know where to comment Current Mood: awake Current Music: velvet underground (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 21st, 2005
12:22 am	Everyone knows Custer died at the battle of little big horn, but what im presupposing is: maybe he didnt? im just realizing how amazing that movie really is. Royal tenenbaum is like the coolest guy ever. Current Mood: bored Current Music: tenebaums soudtrack (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, June 12th, 2005
2:18 pm	i havent updayed in a while. TThis is all i have to say... freaka me freaka you is freakazoid still on, cause tha show was amazing Current Mood: hot Current Music: minutemen (Comment on this)
Sunday, May 29th, 2005
11:24 pm	http://www.ssf.esmartmusic.com/about.html great googaly moogaly i dont know if this is sad or amazing... definately amazing Current Mood: its totally like saturday Current Music: moldey peaches? (Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 24th, 2005
10:40 pm	i totally called mr berenbaum a fuckin shithead, and he heard me, boy was that an akward moment. he was talkin about somethin i did wrong and ho he would mark what i did wrong on a test. He was like, u were off by more than a centimeter, then i was all like (in almost a whisper) actually i was off by half a centimeter, you fuckin shithead, then he turned around really fast, and then like rolled his eyes. That man has hearing like a... a... an animal that can hear well. I dont think he cares what i think about him, cause it would be tre sad if he did, but it was still kinda funny. We marked the tests we made in english today, the kid who took mine got a 97, which is good cause i didn't wanna be responsible for someone failing. But affter eading their essays, i realize all my essays were complete shit. Whatever, im not gonna let anything get me down, until the geometry test and chemistry report. Jus keep swimmin. every one should be happy. Current Mood: thats one happy ferret Current Music: arlo guthrie (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, May 23rd, 2005
7:03 pm	will someone please tell me the connotations in Muffin Man. ps. Janis joplin is... beyond words Current Music: janis joplin (Comment on this)
Monday, May 16th, 2005
10:46 pm	ok, so i was having this conversation with liam about all this philosophical stuff, like are we predestined in life. Say someone was to build a time machine. If he/she went back in time, we would know that they will build a time machine in the future, cause we would see him/her. Then that person would already have their destiny, like they have to build a time machine. What if they didn't. If they knew about their destiny, could they change it? if he/she changes his destiny, then it would have never happened. So does this mean that time travel is impossible? Also, the day gets longer every 500000 years by like a second er something. So 500000 years in the future, will the day be 24 hours and one minute, or 24 hours, and the minute is just a tincy bit longer. Will time "slow down" or will we have to change our clocks by six minutes every year (in 500000 years). There is also the point that humanity will only last another like thousand years, so we will prolly never figure this out Liam mostly came up with this, but i understand it and am proud of myself, so ima gonna post it. Its really fascinating, and kinda scary. Sorry if i just wasted ur time on this, but i think this is an amazing concept. Vitor Wooten is so fucking amazing, like holy fucking shit. plays with bela fleck and the flecktones (whitch also an amazing band name) best bassist i have ever heard, and i have no idea how the stuff he plays is even possible. Current Mood: awake (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, April 29th, 2005
12:06 pm	i so wanna have frank Zappa's babies. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, April 21st, 2005
9:00 pm	im assuming no one else listens to Fantomas and/or Mr. bungle. Does anyone else know the song, "who knows" by Hendrix. That song is amazing. That song should definatle be more popular (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, April 11th, 2005
9:43 pm	go maiden Buy maiden and priest rocck school tickets cause you know you wanna go. it's the 15 and 16 OF april. il try to bring tickets. The show will be pretty cool. Office space is like the best movie ever... damn it feels good to be a gangsta. Current Mood: enthralled Current Music: random movie quotes downloaded from aquisition (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, April 9th, 2005
10:42 pm	mmmm... Jelly beans aree th most amazing thing ever created. This aside, why do black jelly beans exist. I am not being racist, but no one likes those. I dont know of anyone ever liking that kind of jelly bean Has anyone ever been hungry, like fucking starving, but also too lazy to make something so you have like 5 bowls of cereal? Waffle crisp rules. I havent updated in a while, not much to say Current Mood: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy..... Current Music: pixies (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, March 25th, 2005
10:30 pm	Look its liam, and and...his twin.  Hes so ugly, man, that would really suck ( twins ) Current Mood: i should really be in bed (1 Comment |Comment on this)
9:53 pm	i found liams picture( Liam ) Current Mood: tired Current Music: nothin (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, March 14th, 2005
10:39 pm	i was just reading A Tale of two cities for english. I read it, but processed very little, and at the end, i was pondering a question that made me question life. How does one play leapfrog with someone with a mohawk. He was talkin about this guy who had funny hair er somethin, and it would be very hard to play leapfrog with this person. I laughed for like 15 minutes. Its true though, if i was to get a mohawk, i could ssay goodbye to my leapfrog days. Second post in one day, look who's special. Current Mood: still sick Current Music: hooked on a feelin (1 Comment |Comment on this)
11:53 am	music trivia for today, 1.)what song starts with all these guys goin "Hooka chaka, hooka hooka hooka chaka, hooka hooka. i downloaded the song, es pretty cool, and i knew a song started like that, but i didnt know what it was. If u get the right answer, you get... a hug Current Mood: sick Current Music: take a walk on the wild side (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, March 10th, 2005
9:45 pm	I have another question for you guys. Can u get the feeling of an OrGAsm from listening to music. I mean, i just curious (Judas Priest is so orgasmic). If the answer to this question is no, i bet ur just jealous. At my last rehersal, Dylan said that he got half a hard by listening to some of the music we were playing. I realize he may have been yankin our chains, but he seemed serious. Has there ever been a ssong so good, you wanted to fuck it. Thaats kinda wierd, now that i think about it. If you liked the music you were playing andd you were on sttage, when you would happe to get a bonur, jus listenin to the music, would this be embarassing , or could you say, o that, the music does that. Im really startin to like maiden and priest, havent got any bonurs yet, but when they arre playing, i enjoy it more than i ever hhave ennjoyed misuc (which is crazy). i dont know why. All my family and aa lot of my friends say its loud and pointless, no thought. and the loud part is true, but pointless, no. the lyrics are hokey as hell, but for someone like myself who cant really read between the lines too well, it fits me right nice. The musicianship is fucking amaazing. It gets you crazy hype, and i dunno, i think its cool (though im kindof alone on this). It is classified under metal, but its not death metal, andd it really cclose to just plain classic rock, but the fact thats its metal makes people run away, cause i did myself, but its not that metally (thats obviously aa word) can definattely see where that kind of stuff (indie rock)is awesome, and i have been in those moods. But i dont feel orgasmic. I may just be a freak, but a freak with a crazy cool freakyness. I dont acttuallt want to fuck the music (i dont see how this is very possible), but... its hard to explain. this is my take on the sexual feelings of metal. Current Mood: hyper Current Music: lets see hmmm... (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, March 4th, 2005
11:39 pm	things ive always wanted to try farting on a candle pissing out a fire, always beem afraid of getting burned in a tender place getting in a fight (liams fights dont count) certain drugs (not heroin or cocaine) making faces at people in other cars understanding thought provoking conversations contributing to these converstions and not sounding like an 8 year old. walking with black betty playin in my earphones (oh yeah) standing in shop windows and pretending to be a manican walking around the city dressed as different stuff (ive done this before, but the people i was with werent really dressed up, (cough cough) dyingg hair dreding hair froing hair shaving head (prolly alone on this one) please contribiute to the list Current Mood: hehe its got glasses Current Music: wilco (3 Comments |Comment on this)